Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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