DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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