why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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