Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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