On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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