btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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