Do you still have your period?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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