we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Randomize
