You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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