Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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