He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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