Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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