have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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