I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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