Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
so much tequila, so little girl.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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