what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think pants incapable of making pants work
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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