yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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