so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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