We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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