There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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