Come see our sink grown plant.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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