Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just pee around me
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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