Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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