So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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