Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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