check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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