how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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