Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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