when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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