Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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