do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
