just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
