we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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