Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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