problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
