Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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