i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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