That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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