we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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