yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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