i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize