I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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