For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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