i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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