Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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