I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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