The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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