I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
