Your tits are I can't wait for
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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