Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
