you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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