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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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