The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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