The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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