You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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