Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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