Are we in a gay sports bar?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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